I Turn 2 Today

And now that I'm two, here are some things I don't want to see ever again:

• The baby swing


• The baby dishes


• Milk (I drink apple juice and grape juice, nothing else.)

Also: Don't call me "Kate Kate." My name is Resha Kate Tinley. And I brush Resha Kate Tinley's teeth; I buckle Resha Kate Tinley's car seat; and I open the door for Resha Kate Tinley.