Life Is Cruel

Thanks to diapers, hand-me-down shoes, an aggressive older brother, and the church nursery, my life is already pretty hard. But Wednesday Mommy and Daddy decided that I had it a little too easy and that they needed to make my life even more difficult. So they made me dress like a bug for an entire day. A bug! Something that people smash, ward off with citronella candles, or kill with insecticide. What a miserable fate! In addition to the indignity of spending the day as an insect, the costume itself was oppressively hot and covered pretty much my entire body.



Meyer, by contrast, got to dress as his favorite cartoon character. The injustice stings like bug spray.

Pictures From My New House

Photos by grandma

One Cookie

Domino's has challenged patrons to grow an Oreo® mustache with the help of one of their Oreo® Dessert Pizzas. The dessert pizza may not be necessary. Look at what I did with just one cookie:

How Photogenic Am I?

I Do Enjoy a Good Bowl of Spaghetti

Click on the thumbnails below to see just how much I enjoy a good bowl of spaghetti:

Daddy Hasn't Made Any Videos of Me Lately

Have you noticed that? I was becoming a minor celebrity on YouTube before daddy got lazy. I suppose that, since he has video of me crawling and walking, he thinks he's done chronicling my childhood until I reach some other milestone. What do I have to do next? Fly?

I'm Only 15-Months-Old, and I'm Already Getting Spam Comments

Look at this! Who would spam a baby's website? I'll have to tighten my security.