They Cast Me As a Pregnant Teenager

Here I am dressed as Mary for my role in the Grace UMC Pre-K Christmas pageant.

Four Years Old, 28 Years Long

On May 14, 2006 at around 9:00 p.m. Mommy gave birth to me. Do you know what that means?

It means that I growed a lot while I sleeped last night and that, when I woke up this morning, I was 28 years long!

It also means that my birthday is today. But my birthday doesn't start until I get to school. So I won't be four until about 9:00 this morning.

Look, I Typed My Name

And I can do it all by myself, so don't try to help me.